To: The Natural Environment
Projected Time of Death: December 12, 2012
According to: Ancient Calendars and Modern Bloggers
Re: Final Act
Before you die, and I guess you should because you have been acting like a senile senior citizen lately, I want you to make your final act a thing of beauty.
Please – floods, tsunami, eruptions, earthquakes, hurricanes are so passe. Been there, done that. Show us your perfection. Bring back extinct animals and plants. Let all flowers bloom. Let all trees bear fruit. Let all animals roam the land, friendly with one other. Let Erap ride on the wings of a dodo because that is his dream.
Let the earth experience its best springtime – even for three days. Then you can go as you wish.